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I have to give a very special shout out to the awesome… 
11th-Jul-2013 07:22 am
Punisher
I have to give a very special shout out to the awesome newmistakes for sending all the winning vibes to the Saco Little League All Star team. If it wasn't for her, they may not have come so far. Thank you!

I also feel the need to thank her for just being so dang awesome. For the laughs and smiles.

She is the Jenna Jameson of livejournal.
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11th-Jul-2013 01:32 pm (UTC)
Haha this was all going so well and sweetly until you made that Jenna Jameson comparison! So does she also send people vibes and laughs and smiles???
11th-Jul-2013 01:37 pm (UTC)
I'm just being honest! My employer's IT department seems to think that you LJ is a pornographic site. Who am I to argue with them?

I'm willing bet that she does give people many uh "vibes" and smiles. I mean, otherwise, she really wouldn't be so famous, eh?

In all seriousness, I know you ARE awesome.
11th-Jul-2013 02:19 pm (UTC)
Who are you to argue?? Someone who actually knows that my journal isn't a pornographic site! You could stand up for my honour and tell them I'm not porn!

Yeah but I don't think the "vibes" and smiles she gives are anything like mine actually - she's far more in to happy endings than me!

Awww thank you J-fart :P
11th-Jul-2013 03:58 pm (UTC)
Possible crotch scaldings? That sounds like some sort of twisted and perverse fetish. :P I know you're not porn. It's the things you write about. Wasn't there something porn like in the trunk of your car at one point? Trying to play innocent? haha

So uh you don't give happy endings?

Are you thanking yourself, Jennifart?
12th-Jul-2013 12:44 am (UTC)
Oh you've crossed a line with that Jennifart appellation! I told you that in mortified confidence!! I just called you J-fart, it's really not the same at all.

Pfft that is a very perverted view of the tag - I started it because I was worried about scalding my crotch with hot chocolate! Nothing porny about that at all! I have no idea what you're talking about with my car - sure I keep a jackhammer in there but that's all! You've got a porn crazy mind, and so do the people you work with!



Edited at 2013-07-12 12:45 am (UTC)
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